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Saturday, August 29, 2009
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Sunday, August 9, 2009
E-mails Get Priority!
I often cannot pick up the phone, as A) I’m a very busy woman, and B) if I haven’t already sessioned with the person calling, it’s probably a pathetic time-waster jerking off while asking stupid questions.
It's also great to establish e-mail contact with me, so you can easily send me your food diaries. We know you love to send me your food diaries! :)
ForTra Weightloss Plan!
Welcome to ForTra: Foreplay training, the first weightloss program that commands you to orgasm after your workout. There’s no diet to follow. Just complete my workout, then blow your load. Do this at least three times a week, and your body will naturally become lean and fit.
“WTF??” you say. Here’s how it works:
My total-body-sculpting workout burns mega-calories and increases your metabolism. Following your workout with a great orgasm will help you eat less.
Eating food—especially high-calorie, “fattening” fare—produces dopamine and serotonin, two intense pleasure neurotransmitters (kinda like hormones). Since food makes us feel so good (at the moment, at least), of course we overeat!
Fortunately, we can receive the same intense pleasure neurotransmitters from an orgasm. Therefore, if we orgasm hard and often, we won’t overeat. It won't take long for your body to naturally slim down to a lean, fit shape.
And the process will be a helluva lot of fun! :)
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