Sunday, August 9, 2009

ForTra Weightloss Plan!


Welcome to ForTra: Foreplay training, the first weightloss program that commands you to orgasm after your workout. There’s no diet to follow. Just complete my workout, then blow your load. Do this at least three times a week, and your body will naturally become lean and fit.

“WTF??” you say. Here’s how it works:

My total-body-sculpting workout burns mega-calories and increases your metabolism. Following your workout with a great orgasm will help you eat less.

Eating food—especially high-calorie, “fattening” fare—produces dopamine and serotonin, two intense pleasure neurotransmitters (kinda like hormones). Since food makes us feel so good (at the moment, at least), of course we overeat!

Fortunately, we can receive the same intense pleasure neurotransmitters from an orgasm. Therefore, if we orgasm hard and often, we won’t overeat. It won't take long for your body to naturally slim down to a lean, fit shape.

And the process will be a helluva lot of fun! :)

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