Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Get Stiff w/ Exercise


I was about to have the hottest sex in my life--or so I thought.

Bill was a clean-cut, educated, 6'5" businessman. I had seen him four times at the Thursday night parties at the oh-so-fancy Tavern on the Green in Central Park in New York City. I liked Bill from the first time we talked, but I was a good girl and made him wait. The fourth time we met, I accepted his invitation to take a nighttime walk through Central Park. New, hot guy + dark, mysterious public park = I was horny.

When he kissed me, I didn't resist. I pulled him closer, hands roaming. Before I knew it, our pants were down, and I was bent over a park bench. lol

Bill was only 28 years old, so I was shocked when he had erection problems. I'm standing there, my bare ass out waiting to be satisfied, but he's too limp to get it in. Maybe he was nervous, I thought. Maybe it was the condom making him flaccid. But when we tried again, later at his apartment: same deal. Soft, droopy dick.

Erectile dysfunction could be caused by many variables, but one thing that makes ED a whole lot LESS likely is exercise! These studies prove it:

--Men who exercise for 20-30 minutes a day ('nothing!) were about half as likely to have erection problems as sedentary men. Also, as a man's waistline increased, so did his odds of experiencing sexual dysfunction. This is all according to The Harvard School of Public Health.

--A study by the University of California, San Diego showed that when sedentary, middle-aged men started working out 3-4 times a week for 60 minutes at a time, they suddenly had more frequent sex, better orgasms, and better sexual function overall.

As for Bill, I stopped talking to him shortly thereafter. (He said something pretty disrespectful, so now I ignore him.) But I remember him telling me he hadn't worked out in a couple months, which probably meant he hadn't worked out in a year. Hmmm...

3 comments:

  1. Meu nome é Jean, sou amigo da Gianny, você tem um bumbum lindo !!!

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  2. His pee pee not working?
    At 28 years of age?!!

    What is this world coming to?!!

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  3. well im sorry to hear he was a let down in that department and im sorry he turned out to be an ass disrepecting you
    but that was interesting to read you did your background work and got all the facts i loved reading

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