Stress Buzz-off

People tend to judge me, enough that I'm getting used to it. But today, a female acquaintance blasted me in a way that really pissed me off. I don't blast back. I choose the kill 'em with kindness strategy and get over it quickly. But she really got under my skin.

"Old Me" would've run to the grocery store and shoveled down a package of chocolate chip cookies. But today, I chose to spend some quality time with my vibrator and porn.

My skinny purple vibe has treated me VERY well, and today was no exception. A quick search on PornMe brought a wide-screen, colorful video to my eyes. I like watching girls with big butts. Big, round, juicy butts, preferrably glistening with baby oil and being fucked from behind. Yummy! I'm getting wet again, just writing about it.

My porn/vibrator combo had me in extasy within 3 minutes, and I totally forgot about that slime-mouthed bitch. Mission accomplished!

--Today's WORKOUT: I did an hour on the StairMaster. Level 7 for 45 minutes, then Level 8 for 15 minutes.