Friday, December 25, 2009
Extreme Calories
I had a great workout today (30min ForTra moves and an hour on the Stairmaster), then spent time with my family. Eating. Too many cookies!
My full stomach somehow inspired me to check out some health sites. I found some fascinating--and frightening!--info from the Center for Science of the Public Interest.
Did you know that Domino's BreadBowl Pastas contain 1,300-1,500 calories each?? And The Cheesecake Factory's Chicken and Bisquits entree has 2,500 calories?? Sheesh!! Note that most people should limit themselves to 2,000 calories per day.
No wonder so much of America is obese!!
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Will the delays ever end??
Sunday, November 22, 2009
We're getting fatter?!??
Friday, November 20, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Dieting is easier with orgasms!
As I've mentioned on my ForTra site:
Oftentimes, when we overeat, we're really seeking a rush of dopamine, an intense pleasure neurotransmitter.
Orgasms also provide a strong rush of dopamine,
therefore replacing your urge to overeat. With frequent
orgasms, dieting can be easy! Add a good ForTra
workout, and you'll be a lean, mean sex machine in no
time! Here are a few links to back up my stance:
"Dopamine is considered the 'reward
neurotransmitter.' When we drink water, eat food,
or have sex, dopamine rises."
"...food and sex release dopamine."
"The main players (of sex include) dopamine, the reward hormone..."
--Today's workout: 25 minutes of ForTra moves and 1 hour on the StairMaster, level 7. FYI, I should mention I always take a few breaks when doing an hour of StairMaster! lol
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Not accepting new clients
See Us Sweat
Monday, November 16, 2009
Stress Buzz-off
"Old Me" would've run to the grocery store and shoveled down a package of chocolate chip cookies. But today, I chose to spend some quality time with my vibrator and porn.
My skinny purple vibe has treated me VERY well, and today was no exception. A quick search on PornMe brought a wide-screen, colorful video to my eyes. I like watching girls with big butts. Big, round, juicy butts, preferrably glistening with baby oil and being fucked from behind. Yummy! I'm getting wet again, just writing about it.
My porn/vibrator combo had me in extasy within 3 minutes, and I totally forgot about that slime-mouthed bitch. Mission accomplished!
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Me
Short version: I’m a gym addict who beat compulsive overeating by having frequent orgasms.
Longer version:
Starting at age 12, I would binge uncontrollably on a daily basis, swallowing 4,000-5,000 calories in one sitting. Desperate for recovery, I tried anonymous 12 Step meetings when I was maybe 23 (I’m 29 now). The meetings certainly didn’t “cure” me, but it opened my eyes to the millions of people suffering from binge eating.
At age 26, I started having a lot of sex. A LOT. Until then, I disliked sex and avoided it to the point it put a major strain on my relationships. Then I suddenly became multi-orgasmic. (I truly believe this had to do with my new-and-improved workouts, but I’ll elaborate on that later.)
I couldn’t get enough and had intense orgasms almost every day. After maybe 6 months of daily sex, I realized I hadn’t binged since I started my sex fest. I had lost 35 pounds!
Did I just switch addictions, food to sex? Maybe at first. Friends were telling me that I had a sex addiction, but heck! If, up until age 26, you could barely orgasm and thought something was wrong with you, then suddenly you became multi-orgasmic, wouldn’t YOU go sex crazy?? That’s what I thought.
Fortunately, after a year of having sex with many more partners than I care to admit, I calmed down. I went from a nymphomaniac f*cking 6 guys at one swinger party to just a young woman who has a couple regular f*ck buddies and uses her vibrator to fill in any gaps. Clearly, I did not have a sex addiction; I just loved sex.
It has now been three years since my Sexapalooza began, and I can’t even remember the last time I ate compulsively. After 14 years of my weight going up and down, my weight was stable.
**Something to mention now: I fully condone SAFE sex--and getting tested regularly! I’m always safe with my sex, as are most people in the swinger scene, thank gawd. I also get tested for ALL STDs every few months. It doesn’t take long; just do it!
--Today's WORKOUT: I did 1.5 hours of ForTra moves. Yeah!
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Thank you...
...for all the e-mails you've been sending! I know many of you are anxious to see my video--and I sincerely APPRECIATE your enthusiasm!!
Friday, October 23, 2009
3 weeks until release!
Hello, kinky friends!
Monday, September 28, 2009
I'm back! SEXXXY DVD to come...
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Monday, August 17, 2009
Sunday, August 9, 2009
E-mails Get Priority!
I often cannot pick up the phone, as A) I’m a very busy woman, and B) if I haven’t already sessioned with the person calling, it’s probably a pathetic time-waster jerking off while asking stupid questions.
ForTra Weightloss Plan!
Welcome to ForTra: Foreplay training, the first weightloss program that commands you to orgasm after your workout. There’s no diet to follow. Just complete my workout, then blow your load. Do this at least three times a week, and your body will naturally become lean and fit.
“WTF??” you say. Here’s how it works:
My total-body-sculpting workout burns mega-calories and increases your metabolism. Following your workout with a great orgasm will help you eat less.
Eating food—especially high-calorie, “fattening” fare—produces dopamine and serotonin, two intense pleasure neurotransmitters (kinda like hormones). Since food makes us feel so good (at the moment, at least), of course we overeat!
Fortunately, we can receive the same intense pleasure neurotransmitters from an orgasm. Therefore, if we orgasm hard and often, we won’t overeat. It won't take long for your body to naturally slim down to a lean, fit shape.
And the process will be a helluva lot of fun! :)